ratchetmess:

Oh, Watermelonitra…

I CAN’T

❝Stuck in a relationship rut? Can’t get him (or yourself) to commit? There’s a reason for that.❞

20 Signs Your Relationship is Going Nowhere Fast (Sorry)

healiing:

Having friends on tumblr is really great. I often refer to you guys in real life as “my friend from england/autrallia/california/new york” and it makes people think I’m very well traveled when really I’ve just spent a lot of time on the Internet.

jesuschristvevo:

when u remember the answer 2 a question after handing ur test in

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What can I watch while I exercise?

Preferably something funny.

I did not do my 15 mins of cardio yesterday and I feel bad :(

15 mins of cardio and as many squats I can do today :D

P.S. I has a lunch date tomorrow with the girl I’m seeing and I’m uber excited

❝My mom once told me: “Be careful what you put on the internets; it may wind up on the youtubes and then you’ll never get a good job.”
- Anonymous❞

—(via collegehumor)

infinitenap:

(x)

I’m sorry ma’am there was nothing we could do

death-by-lulz:

thefrogman:

My biggest fear by Jake Clark